Get ready to chuckle, chortle, and otherwise LOL your way through your Tuesday! It’s time for our latest edition of ‘Tuesday’s Humorous Captions.’ We all need a good laugh to shake off the mundanity of the early week blues and that’s just what we’re here to deliver. So, take a break from your spreadsheets, pause your emails or even your latest Netflix binge, and gear yourself up for a healthy dose of hilarity served fresh with a side of wit right from our laughter kitchen! Here are 10 sidesplitting, knee-slapping captions that are sure to tickle your funny bone and light up your Tuesday with a happiness glow brighter than the early morning sun!
1- “I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”
2- “If I won an award for laziness, I’d send someone else to pick it up for me.”
3- “I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”
4- “My wallet is like an onion – opening it makes me cry.”
5- “I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy saving mode.”
6- “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
7- “I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… she hugged me.”
8- “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”
9- “My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.”
10- “Age is of no importance, unless you’re a cheese.”
